Top 5 reasons as to why I'm worrying prior to my departure

Now, besides the usual worries of missing my plane, connections, etc, here are some of my more interesting concerns, David Letterman style.

NUMBER FIVE: My jar of peanut butter stashed in my suitcase will somehow explode, despite being contained in a ziploc bag, resulting in peanut butter ALL OVER my things.

NUMBER FOUR: My box of food will be confiscated or lost en route. Then, I would have to order a rush delivery from Sinaia of the ONLY gluten free product available in Romania - one kind of gf pasta. It's probably god awful and made of potatoes and cabbage.

NUMBER THREE: Deciding that instead of going to this amazing opportunity in Romania, I'll detour to Leipzig for WGT.

NUMBER TWO: Falling off the airplane loo mid use during severe turbulence.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I WILL BE WORRYING PRE-DEPARTURE:

Bastet will somehow manage to sneak into my suitcase and I'll find him in it upon my arrival in Cluj almost 20 hours later.